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Unorthodox practice methods

Q. Why did the violist cross the road twice? Continue reading

And yet somehow new generations keep cropping up

Q. How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Continue reading

Awww, a nice one for once

Q. How should you present a gift to a violist? Continue reading

How many do you really need, anyway?

Q. How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Continue reading

Now with a meaner punchline

Q. What do you call a violist with a pager? Continue reading

Shucking violists

Q. How many violists does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies? Continue reading

Composer Cagematch! Round 3: Hindemith vs. Williams

WOW. What an exciting match! I don’t know if you saw, but for the longest time Ives was winning. Over SCHUBERT. Isn’t that crazy? I mean, Franz pulled it out in the end, but I wasn’t sure anyone could go toe to toe with him. Let’s hear it for one hell of a competitor in Ives!

And so we move on to round three, because in this corner, it’s the violist with the mostest,

hindemith

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And in this corner, modernists? What modernists? It’s

johnwilliams

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Normally I would say this should be an easy decision, but what with the whole Schubert-Ives thing I don’t even know anymore.

A noble profession

Q. What do you call a violist with a college degree? Continue reading

But then I’m cold and unfeeling like that

Q. How do you prevent a busload of violists from going over a cliff? Continue reading

Needless to say, chromatic was not one of them

Q. Did you hear about the three violists who put together a book of scales? Continue reading