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Unorthodox practice methods

Q. Why did the violist cross the road twice? Continue reading

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And yet somehow new generations keep cropping up

Q. How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Continue reading

Awww, a nice one for once

Q. How should you present a gift to a violist? Continue reading

How many do you really need, anyway?

Q. How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Continue reading

Now with a meaner punchline

Q. What do you call a violist with a pager? Continue reading

Shucking violists

Q. How many violists does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies? Continue reading

A noble profession

Q. What do you call a violist with a college degree? Continue reading

But then I’m cold and unfeeling like that

Q. How do you prevent a busload of violists from going over a cliff? Continue reading

Needless to say, chromatic was not one of them

Q. Did you hear about the three violists who put together a book of scales? Continue reading

Dear God, don’t give them power tools!

Q. What’s the different between studying the viola and using a chainsaw? Continue reading