To review!
ROUND 1
1. Williams vs. Goldsmith
2. Delibes vs. Respighi
3. Vivaldi vs. Schubert
4. Puccini vs. Sullivan
5. Barber vs. Ives
6. Vaughan Williams vs. Hindemith
7. Reich vs. Cage
8. Boulez vs. Webern
ROUND 2
1. Webern vs. Hindemith
2. Cage vs. Williams
3. Respighi vs. Puccini
4. Schubert vs. Ives
ROUND 3
1. Hindemith vs. Williams
2. Schubert vs. Respighi
ROUND 4
1. Hindemith vs. Schubert
Italics denote winner
And now, prepare to be truly shocked and amazed, because the winner is…
Nature continues to operate under normal parameters, it seems. Continuing the theme of Not Surprised, allow me to report the Schubert beat Respighi. NO! But actually, Ottorino, good show; and man who can garner ANY votes in the face of Franz can hold his head up high.
And now… we come to… THE FINAL ROUND. Ladies and gentlemen…
In this corner, he’s got a C string and he isn’t afraid to use it! It’s
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUL HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDEEEEEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH
And in this corner, what he can’t do with a trout! It’s
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANZ SCHUUUUUUUUUUUUBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT
I understand some of you might actual struggle with this one. Innnnnteresting. Now remember: it’s not who’s the objectively better composer. It all comes down to the guy you LOVE.
JUST KIDDING. Apparently we’re fresh out of surprises ’round these here blogging parts. John Williams never stood a chance against Hindemith, who took the match with ease. And that is the right and proper order of things. Clearly.
So we can turn away from that fight with light hearts, only to get them all bogged down again with another age old question (except maybe not really, assuming we really are fresh out of surprises). Regardless, in this corner, he has nothing bad to say about Ives because really, good show, mein Herr! And really, if anyone can afford to be generous it’s
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANZ SCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT
And in this corner, he put the rah rah rah in opera! It’s
OOOOOOOTTOOOOOOOORIIIIIIINOOOOOOO REEEEEESPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
No, but actually, I like surprises. I do.
WOW. What an exciting match! I don’t know if you saw, but for the longest time Ives was winning. Over SCHUBERT. Isn’t that crazy? I mean, Franz pulled it out in the end, but I wasn’t sure anyone could go toe to toe with him. Let’s hear it for one hell of a competitor in Ives!
And so we move on to round three, because in this corner, it’s the violist with the mostest,
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUL HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH
And in this corner, modernists? What modernists? It’s
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS
Normally I would say this should be an easy decision, but what with the whole Schubert-Ives thing I don’t even know anymore.
So… you guys aren’t into the Italian fashion, I take it? I mean, Respighi barely even bothered to take down Puccini. That was a cat-smacks-doped-up-mouse-and-goes-back-to-napping match if every there was one. But results are results, and Respighi heads off to round three.
Which is coming up shortly, because it’s time for the final match of round 2! And so in this corner, he mastered the seasons! It’s
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANZ SCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT
And in this corner, he keeps his tempos quick! It’s
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLEEEEEEEEEEEEEES IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
I trust this will be interesting…
Hey, you know how it was supposed to snow today? Well, it IS! Right now! As I type! You could knock me over with one of those long tickly things that birds use for insulation and flight. Nevertheless, music marches on undaunted! At least so far. Check individual symphony websites for inclement weather schedule changes and what have you. Okay, onward!
If you’d like your concert included in next week’s roundup, leave a comment or drop me a line.
Okay, guys! Ready to get back in the swing of things? Me neither. But we’re just going to have to suck it up.
First, to review, as our last match was awhile ago. If you recall, it involved Schubert and Vivaldi, and it left the Red Priest in the dust. Dang. Let’s move on quickly before he gets too embarrassed, shall we?
We’ve got a new fight to turn our attention to, anyway, because in this corner, he is the very model of a modern English opera composer! It’s
SIR ARRRRRRRRTHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR SUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
And in this corner, he lives la vie Boheme! It’s
GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAACOMOOOOOOOOO PUUUUUUUUUUUUCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Well, what’s your pleasure – some happy, light opera, or some good solid verismo? I’m awfully fond of Gilbert and Sullivan, myself, but Puccini has some awfully impressive realistic repertoire. I guess that’s the question: are you an optimist or a realist?
Here are your concerts for while I’m away. Be good, Baroccos!
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Okay, I can live with this.
The victor of the last match, I mean. I can accept that you like Respighi more than Delibes. I’m a little hurt on Leo’s behalf, what with the proper spanking you gave him, but sure, I can see where you’re coming from. It’s okay. Also, continuing my theme of looking at composers and seeing modern celebrities, is anyone else getting Lewis Black off of Respighi?
Now, as far as today’s match goes, I’m not entirely sure it’s a fair one, given the snobbery one of these guys sometimes endures (I’m not going to say who in case there are innocents whose votes may otherwise be corrupted). But these are two of the few true heavyweights who didn’t make it into the inaugural Composer Cagematch! session, so…
In this corner, stop me if you’ve heard this one: a priest walks into a school for orphaned girls… It’s
ANTOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO VIIIIIIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAALDIIIIIIIIIIIIII
And in this corner, he’s a lieder leader! It’s
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANZ SCHUUUUUUUUUUUUBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT
Both prolific. Both beloved. Vivaldi pretty much raised you, right? He’s the savior of Suzuki. And then Schubert’s chamber works taught you how to love. This one’s rough.
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