First I said, wait, what? And then I said, I simply must post this. And then I said, this is too weird to post. And then I said, the hell with it, I’ll let the readers decide. Hilariously awesome or disturbing and unsettling?
Despite being the former digital marketing intern at the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, Jenn German does not like Mozart. Beethoven could've totally beaten him up. Also she has an arts management graduate degree from American University, but this changes nothing.