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Don't Fix It

A step over the line

Here at Ain’t Baroque Valuable Information Services, Ltd., we like to keep our readers informed. So please heed the following:

  1. Spray-on sunscreen must be applied VERY CAREFULLY, or else it will turn out later that you completely missed half your body and you’re now suffering from a condition I’d like to call Back of Legs On Fire.
  2. Drugstore trail mix seriously shortchanges you on the nuts.
  3. Know your audience.

Right. Happy Memorial Day!


About Jenn

Despite being the former digital marketing intern at the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, Jenn German does not like Mozart. Beethoven could've totally beaten him up. Also she has an arts management graduate degree from American University, but this changes nothing.


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