A step over the line

Here at Ain’t Baroque Valuable Information Services, Ltd., we like to keep our readers informed. So please heed the following:

1. Spray-on sunscreen must be applied VERY CAREFULLY, or else it will turn out later that you completely missed half your body and you’re now suffering from a condition I’d like to call Back of Legs On Fire.
2. Drugstore trail mix seriously shortchanges you on the nuts.
3. Know your audience.

Right. Happy Memorial Day!