Apologies for the lateness of the post, and for the change of plans. I was going to do one more music gift post, but my internet was down this morning and now I’m at work where they expect me — prepare for some crazy talk here — to work. So I’m throwing a viola joke at you and running. Sorry! Music gift post tomorrow; it’s a book, so you’ll have time to get your hands on it.
Q. A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. Who should you run over first?
A. The conductor — business before pleasure.