ain't baroque! :||
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Music Gifts: Pairs well with alcohol and Elmer’s glue

We interrupt your usual Thursday viola joke/Friday LOL/Monday video schedule for a few additional music gifts so that you can order anything you like in time for the holidays. I’ll make it up to you next week, I promise.

And now for a music gift so amazing, it has dual purposes!

Music pasta! Pasta shaped like little notes and treble clefs and stuff!

No, this totally works. You can:


  • Add glitter, glue, and a paper plate, and you’ve got your second grader’s next music class project on lock.

So if the hostess at your next party has a second grader, you know what to do. It’s $6.95 at Amazon, but you can probably find it elsewhere, even in alternate iterations. Happy hunting!

Alternatively, you might consider this t-shirt from the AB store. I mean, people shouldn’t worry when you leave, because you are Offenbach, right?

About Jenn

Despite being the former digital marketing intern at the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, Jenn German does not like Mozart. Beethoven could've totally beaten him up. Also she has an arts management graduate degree from American University, but this changes nothing.


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