How to defend yourself against a classroom of students armed only with pencils: Oh, oh, oh, we want to learn how to defend ourselves against pencils, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? First, you must reenact the below “writing music” visual pun, aha, which will force the students to throw their pencils at you and… wait, that won’t work. Better just attack them with a pointed stick.
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