|
ain't baroque! :||
Don't Fix It

Composer Cagematch!: You’re Not Going to Like It

It happened again!

Shostakovich was winning. So much was he winning, a Twitter follower who will remain nameless (nohewon’tERIC) declared it to be a fruitless battle and almost didn’t vote for Bartok. Who ended up winning by one point. Hmmm….

Anyway. I’m sensing some voter fatigue out there. Don’t worry, guys, this is your last match in the first round; next time it’ll be winner against winner! In the meantime, allow me to present to you: A Match You Won’t Like. They do not match at all. They are two composers I wanted wanted to feature, and I couldn’t think of a workable match for my love Schubert. Besides, we really need some cultural diversity up in here — do you have any idea how many Russians and Germans are advancing to round two? So suck it up, because in this corner, shhhh! Don’t mention the carnival! It’s

CAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLE SAAAAAAAAINT-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAENS*

And in this corner, shhh — don’t mention the circus! It’s

AAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAM KHAAAAAAACHATUUUUUUUURIAAAAAAAAN**

I know. I know. They don’t match. Shut up. I like them, and they are from somewhere that isn’t Russia OR Germany. And they wrote some really good music, okay? Have you ever listened to Gayane? How about the Organ Symphony? Just shut up and vote so we can take this baby to round two, would you?

* Ha… girl’s name.

** Kal Penn in forty years? Anyone? No? Just me?

Advertisements

About Jenn

Despite being the former digital marketing intern at the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, Jenn German does not like Mozart. Beethoven could've totally beaten him up. Also she has an arts management graduate degree from American University, but this changes nothing.

Discussion

6 thoughts on “Composer Cagematch!: You’re Not Going to Like It

  1. You know, it’s funny, I could swear that in a early book on composers that I had many years ago they listed Saint-Saens as “Charles Camille Saint-Saens”. Perhaps they threw the Charles on there to cover for the Camille for that very reason, Jenn!

    And yes, Katch does look like Kal Penn. He also looks like Ben Stein without glasses.

    Posted by Chris McGovern | October 4, 2011, 9:11 am

Trackbacks/Pingbacks

  1. Pingback: Composer Cagematch! Round 2: Stravinsky vs. Debussy « If it ain't Baroque… - October 18, 2011

  2. Pingback: Composer Cagematch! Round 2: Saint-Saens vs. Grieg « If it ain't Baroque… - January 3, 2012

  3. Pingback: Composer Cagematch!: THE WINNER « If it ain't Baroque… - June 26, 2012

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: