Hi! Today I had intended to post my review of the BSO gala, but dissonance in the music of the spheres or what have you meant I was unable to get ahold of my fellow concert-goer and crucial recapping conversations went un-had. So Christmas has come early this week! Instead of a Thursday viola joke, you shall have a Wednesday viola joke. And then the BSO post should go up tomorrow. Heck, it’s good to shake things up now and again.
Q. You’re trapped in an elevator with Hitler, Stalin, and a violist. You have one gun and only two bullets. Who do you shoot?
A. The violist — twice, just to be sure.