Q. What do you call 100 violists at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.
Despite being the former digital marketing intern at the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, Jenn German does not like Mozart. Beethoven could've totally beaten him up. Also she has an arts management graduate degree from American University, but this changes nothing.
How many Viola jokes are there?
Three – the rest are all true stories.
Another group that needs company are apparently bagpipers. When looking over jokes from the UK, I find many of our familiar viola jokes, but addressed at the bagpipe players.