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The animal instincts of violists

The principal violist of the local symphony orchestra called the local chapter of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to report his neighbor for abusing an octopus. PETA sent out representatives immediately since this was obviously going to be a major news event. The news crew simply turned off the camera and left when

the offending individual answered the door wearing kilts and carrying his bagpipes.


About Jenn

Despite being the former digital marketing intern at the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, Jenn German does not like Mozart. Beethoven could've totally beaten him up. Also she has an arts management graduate degree from American University, but this changes nothing.


One thought on “The animal instincts of violists

  1. I’ve eaten octopus before; recently, in fact. Had it fried like squid. It was pretty good!

    Posted by Drake | May 26, 2011, 9:16 am

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