Oh, it’s not THAT dirty. Just sorta… stained. But just in case, I’m putting it under a cut so that the parents can’t get mad at me. (Note to parents: your child has seen WAY worse. And has heard and memorized all the swear words by the age of five, including the f-bomb. Trust me on this.)
There was a violist from Rio
H’was seduced by a lady named Cleo.
When she pulled down her panties,
She said, “No andantes!
I want this allegro con brio.”