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Dirty limericks: a fine tradition

Oh, it’s not THAT dirty. Just sorta… stained. But just in case, I’m putting it under a cut so that the parents can’t get mad at me. (Note to parents: your child has seen WAY worse. And has heard and memorized all the swear words by the age of five, including the f-bomb. Trust me on this.)

There was a violist from Rio
H’was seduced by a lady named Cleo.
When she pulled down her panties,
She said, “No andantes!
I want this allegro con brio.”

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About Jenn

Despite being the former digital marketing intern at the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, Jenn German does not like Mozart. Beethoven could've totally beaten him up. Also she has an arts management graduate degree from American University, but this changes nothing.

Discussion

2 thoughts on “Dirty limericks: a fine tradition

  1. The petite Lilliputian genus
    Excited a musical Venus
    Who’d confide in the strings:
    “I’d like a few flings
    With a ten- or eleven-inch pianist.”

    Posted by Dr. Goose | March 4, 2011, 2:19 pm

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