ain't baroque! :||
Don't Fix It

Hopefully not a habit of highly effective violists

So we’re heading into “vaguely inappropriate” territory. What can ya do.

Q. Why do violists make effective rapists?

A. Because it’s hard to fight back with your hands over your ears.

About Jenn

Despite being the former digital marketing intern at the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, Jenn German does not like Mozart. Beethoven could've totally beaten him up. Also she has an arts management graduate degree from American University, but this changes nothing.


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