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Faster, pussycat! Kill the violist!

First of all, if my kittens don’t stop jumping up on the bathroom counter after I have specifically and repeatedly told them no, I’m going to flay them alive and hang them from my balcony. (Dear Humane Society: I am obviously kidding. Please don’t fire me.) Is this what it’s like to have kids? Only, y’know, cuter?

Second of all:

Q. What’s the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A. Usually not more than a couple of beats.


About Jenn

Despite being the former digital marketing intern at the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, Jenn German does not like Mozart. Beethoven could've totally beaten him up. Also she has an arts management graduate degree from American University, but this changes nothing.


2 thoughts on “Faster, pussycat! Kill the violist!

  1. I swore off viola jokes years ago, but here’s one for you, Jenn:

    What’s the world’s longest viola joke?

    “Harold in Italy.”

    Posted by David Abrams | October 28, 2010, 9:24 pm

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