So we’ve been doing this viola joke Thursday thing for so long now it’s getting hard to keep track of which ones I’ve used already. My plan is to go back and collect them in a Word document so I can search through them more easily, but in the meantime if you see a repeat let me know and I’ll put a different one up. And on that one, I present: A Viola Joke I Don’t THINK I’ve Used Before But I’m Not Entirely Sure; I Think It Was The Other Pizza One But Maybe I’m Wrong.
Q. How does a violist make his car go faster?
A. He takes the Domino’s Pizza sign off the roof.