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Hello, I’d like to order a large viola pizza

So we’ve been doing this viola joke Thursday thing for so long now it’s getting hard to keep track of which ones I’ve used already. My plan is to go back and collect them in a Word document so I can search through them more easily, but in the meantime if you see a repeat let me know and I’ll put a different one up. And on that one, I present: A Viola Joke I Don’t THINK I’ve Used Before But I’m Not Entirely Sure; I Think It Was The Other Pizza One But Maybe I’m Wrong.

Q. How does a violist make his car go faster?

A. He takes the Domino’s Pizza sign off the roof.


About Jenn

Despite being the former digital marketing intern at the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, Jenn German does not like Mozart. Beethoven could've totally beaten him up. Also she has an arts management graduate degree from American University, but this changes nothing.


One thought on “Hello, I’d like to order a large viola pizza

  1. I am an violist in Brazil,i really love my viola,she makes me happy when i am sad i really love him

    Posted by Gabriel | October 14, 2010, 2:18 pm

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