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Optional shoe horn

Did I ever make you look at my AWESOME shirt? No? It was a graduation gift from my dear friend Elizabeth, and it will blow your mind. Observe:

Looks like a standard musical score shirt, doesn’t it? Not at all uncommon. But wait! Look closer:

Okay, seems fairly standard so far, except why do you need to insert peanuts? And duck? Also the saxes move downstage?

… Like a dirigible? Remove cattle? Release the penguins?!

Well, when you bow real fast, slippage may occur. That much you have to admit.

The answer to your question is: Delia’s, but that was over two years ago so you’ll have to check eBay.

About Jenn

Despite being the former digital marketing intern at the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, Jenn German does not like Mozart. Beethoven could've totally beaten him up. Also she has an arts management graduate degree from American University, but this changes nothing.


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  3. I have that shirt! ‘Tis a print of the classic “Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz”: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Faeries-aire.gif

    Posted by Christine | September 24, 2010, 11:54 am
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