Did I ever make you look at my AWESOME shirt? No? It was a graduation gift from my dear friend Elizabeth, and it will blow your mind. Observe:
Looks like a standard musical score shirt, doesn’t it? Not at all uncommon. But wait! Look closer:
Okay, seems fairly standard so far, except why do you need to insert peanuts? And duck? Also the saxes move downstage?
… Like a dirigible? Remove cattle? Release the penguins?!
Well, when you bow real fast, slippage may occur. That much you have to admit.
The answer to your question is: Delia’s, but that was over two years ago so you’ll have to check eBay.