Arts organizations LOVE education and outreach, so today we are holding a cello workshop. This program is to meet the needs of all you composers out there who are having trouble with your string orchestration. Should you use a cello or a Cello? This handy guide will help you choose.
This is a cello. It has a warm, deep tone and makes an excellent dying swan.
This is a Cello. It makes a loud, piercing noise that sounds kind of like errOOOOOwwwww.
I hope that clears up any confusion.