Thursday is for OFFICIAL viola jokes

Geez. I post a viola joke and all the sudden everybody and their mother is scrambling to visit this blog. Well, give the people what they want, I suppose. After all, it is Thursday. But my next post will be of Important, Relevant Musical Subject Matter, understood?

Q: What’s the difference between a seamstress and a violist?

A: The seamstress tucks up the frills.

(Wait, what? I don’t get it.)